Bad Prose from Pro's

Todays episode -
Brian Vs The Map


Valley News Dispatch writer Brian Rittmeyer brings us this:

South Butler County serves Clinton, Jefferson, Penn, Winfield and Saxonburg in southwestern Butler County.

Would that be why it's the South Butler County School District and the Seneca Valley district is over near Cranberry, Harmony, Zelienople Jackson, and Lancaster in the southwest corner of the county?

It's Official

The Pittsburgh Pirates have officially stolen the public's money for the seventeenth consecutive season.

That's seventeen unapologetic years of sub-.500 baseball.

Sigh

Summer's over...

An here we go again.
Good Luck Yellowjackets-Knights-Planets-Raiders-Golden Tornado-Warriors-Gremlins-Rockets.
You're gonna ned it.